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David Matthew Engel testifies before DP Alan Jacobsen's XL-1 and writer/director David Kittredge for the infomercial.

Andrea Alton (Self-defense Lesbian) gets made up by Kristine Fleming.

David Kittredge directing David Matthew Engel on how to properly show the remorse of trying to be gay but failing.

Andrea Alton and writer/director David Kittredge intimidate the still photographer (Dale Sorenson).

Ames Adamson as Dr. Donald Saroyan, Expert on Human Sexuality. Trust him, he's a doctor. Well, not really, but he plays one on TV.

DP Alan Jacobsen gets the reaction shot over Ames Adamson's shoulder.

Patrick Ryan Sullivan as our Host of the "Great To Be Gay!" infomercial.

David Kittredge, looking uber directorial, talking to Patrick Ryan Sullivan about something of vast importance.

Kathryn Reinhard hears the unthinkable from her husband.

Alan Jacobsen shoots Kathryn Reinhard and Craig Burke.

Javier Jimenez says "It's Great To Be Gay"!

The things we do for our art. Daniel Burke liplocks on Donna Karan sheets.

Daniel Burke as the Necking Guy, a credit that's sure to be questioned on his headshot.

Daniel Koenig, A.J. Triano and Dale Sorenson toast to the fact that they're gay. All of the bar scenes were shot at Meow Mix on the Lower East Side of New York.

Everybody pose! Daniel Koenig, A.J. Triano and Dale Sorenson all wishing there was real alochol in those glasses.

Paola Norambuena being taught by Scrappy Rose how to properly play a flirting lesbian.

Steven Howley and Ryan Deitz watch as a dolly is set up for their opening shot with a Panavision 35mm camera.

Steven Howley and Ryan Dietz make themselves comfortable as the 35mm camera is set up. Howard Walters and Rob McClary dressed the wall.

Should he? Steven Howley and Ryan Dietz.